Colour: Black
Chapman Bert Short Sleeve Tee - Black
Every brand has a mascot. Ours has four legs, no off switch, and a strong opinion about tennis balls. Bert is Mr Simple's dog — office greeter, studio supervisor, quality control of questionable rigour. When he's not on the clock, he has the same two priorities as every dog: a ball and somewhere to run.
The Chapman Bert puts him on the chest. Mid-stride, tennis ball locked in — small embroidered badge on a clean black ground. No back print, no fuss. The kind of detail that earns a second look.
FEATURES
- Small Embroidered Dachshund Dog Badge at Left Chest
- Crew Neck
- Fabric: 100% Organic Cotton 180gsm Single Jersey
- Fit: Regular
SKU - M-01-072-1
Please select a size before adding to cart.
SHIPPING
We ship to 18 countries. All times below are estimates and exclude weekends and public holidays.
DISPATCH
Orders placed before 1pm AEST on business days are typically processed the same day. Orders placed after 1pm, on weekends, or on public holidays will be processed the next business day.
Most orders dispatch within 1–3 business days. You'll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order is on its way.
DELIVERY (after dispatch)
Australia
Standard: $12.00 AUD
Free over $150 AUD
Capital city metro: 1–4 business days
Regional: 3–10 business days
New Zealand
Standard: $21.00 NZD
Free over $179 NZD
3–5 business days
Customs duties and taxes may apply on delivery and are the responsibility of the recipient.
United States
Standard: $8.00 USD
Free over $105 USD
6–12 business days
Duties and taxes are included.
You will not be charged additional fees on delivery.
Rest of World
Standard: $25 AUD
Free over $199 AUD
6–12 business days
Customs duties and taxes may apply on delivery and are the responsibility of the recipient.
ESTIMATES, NOT GUARANTEES
Delivery timeframes are estimates. They may be affected by customs processing, weather, public holidays, or carrier disruptions beyond our control. We'll let you know promptly if there's an unexpected delay.
SALE PERIODS
During major sales (EOFY, Black Friday, end of season), dispatch may take longer than usual. We'll always get your order to you as quickly as we can.
INTERNATIONAL REJECTIONS
Packages refused or abandoned at the destination are not eligible for reimbursement or reshipment.
How long 'til you ship my order?
We’re usually up with the sun. Get your order in before 1PM AEST, and we’ll ship the same day. We’re also human, so during peak times, please add up to 3 business days.
Where does my order ship from?
All orders are shipped from our warehouse in Melbourne, Australia. You get tracking information once your order enters the big wide world. If you’re having problems tracking your package, let us know and our carrier pigeons will help locate it.
Does Mr Simple have a real shop?
Yes, view our stores
I have a question, what should I do?
Get in touch! Contact Mr Simple here— we’re within cooee 9AM to 5PM AEST.